Straight Boy Dylan

Here at NoWayAmIGay.com, we love all men, and we know that all men come in all shapes and sizes...so when Dylan showed up for his interview - we turned him down. But the poor guy was so desperate to keep his auto insurance from expiring the next day (true story) he pleaded with us...and pleaded, so we decided to give him a shot. He's a "Bear Cub" alright, even though he might not know what a bear cub is. Well, who knows really, cause half way through his stroke session, Dylan opened up a bit...and admitted, on camera, that he allowed a coworker to suck him off behind the scenes at their job. A male coworker, we might add...does this disqualify him from NWAIG? Well...we wanted to help this poor guy out, so we let him finish, and finish he did. Those big balls apparently hadn't been drained in quite sometime, cause when Dylan unloaded, we needed a three man cleanup crew to wash down the sofa he destroyed with his creamy mess. Now quick Dylan! Pull up your pants and run to your insurance agent before you're breaking the law!